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WELCOME!
DON'T MIND HIM HE'S TESTING OUT MY NEW SWING.
LETS NOT KEEP YOU HANGING AROUND,
I'M YOUR HOST
SADMAN INSANE
AND...I
THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO MAHIR LOOK-A-LIKES,
WITH ONE SLIGHT TWIST.
RATHER THAN KISS YOU, THEY'D KILL YOU! ;)
Killer Mahir-a-likes
Saddam
(Just what is he sitting on to make him smile like that?!)
"I kiss you... er I mean I kill you!"
Hitler
(Mien Camp Hitler, or Ich einer teapoten)
"Ich killenzze yuz!"
Stalin
(In ze Navy!)
"I kill capitalist pig you!"
Hirohito
(Love his taylor)
"I kill the tent salesman who sold me this!"
Franco
(Once a traffic warden, always a traffic warden)
"I kill the next one who says I look like a girl scout!"
Kitchener
(Mad as a March hare, note the flower pot)
"I'll kill every last man and I don't mean the enemy!"
Dalek
(Note: inside the custom pedal-bin armour, the Dalek is wearing a stick-on moustash, in a vain attempt to get a date)
"I KILL YOU!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! OOOPS I MEAN KISS YOU!!!"
Zardoz
(If you were forced to wear genital strangulation apparal 24/7, you'd kill too!)
"Yesh tightsh real tightsh, sho I killsh yoush!"
For not-so-killer Mahir-a-likes click here!