YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

JUST WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! ;)

THIS IS MY SUPER COUNTER

TOOK ALL OF A COUPLE OF SECONDS OF HTML

TO PUT TOGETHER AND DOESN'T IT SHOW?

ALL THOSE NUMBERS, TURNING AND TURNING,

COUNTING AND COUNTING,

DAY IN, DAY OUT, 24 HOURS A DAY,

7 DAYS A WEEK,

52 WEEKS A YEAR, ON AND ON AND ON

TILL I GET REALLY REALLY,

AND I MEAN REALLY REALLY REALLY

BORED OF THEM COUNTING

AND COUNTING, JUST TO REMOVE THEM

WITH A SIMPLE PUSH OF A KEY.

OH, WHAT ARE THEY COUNTING EXACTLY?

SO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

WELL ACTUALLY BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

IT'S NOT COUNTING VISITOR HITS...

IT'S COUNTING VISITOR ZITS! ;)