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THESE ARE OTHER MAHIR LOOK-A-LIKES,
WITH ONE SLIGHT TWIST.
RATHER THAN KILL YOU, THEY MAY KISS YOU, IF YOU'RE THAT WAY INCLINED! ;)
Not Killer Mahir-a-likes
Dick Dastardly
(He may have a genital disfigurement for a name, but I still want his car)
"Drat, Drat and triple Drat, I'd rather kiss Mutley!"
Mario
(Just a harmless plumber with a mushroom fetish, yeah right!!)
"Hello I'm Mario, I'm a fun guy looking for fungi, I kiss you!"
Eric Von Cartman
(Mein Fat Fuhrer)
"Hey! I ain't kissing no one, I'm going to Poland, Hippy!"
Basil Fawlty
(If he rubs his hands any tighter he'll catch fire)
"Right! So where do you want this kiss then?"
Manuel
(Poor Sod, he's from Barcelona you know)
"Che?! I kiss nothing"
Chamberlain
(There's one born every minute, but he took two)
"I have this paper and it says, "I kiss you!" signed Adolf."
Charlie Chaplin
(Looks like he just pooped his pants, you've got to admire his comic genius)
". .... ..."(Silent movies... Duh!)
Eddie Murphy
(He's cool, he almost swears as much as I do!)
"Yo %$#*% kiss this!"
Richard Pryor
(He's cool too, he taught me how to speak inbetween swearing)
"What the $&#% do you mean kiss you?!"
Jason King
(He's super cool, yeah baby yeah!)
"I kiss you?! Can't we just talk about this like civilized people? Well if you must. MMMWAH!"
COUNTERS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM?
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